My two readers have spoken (thanks guys)! The new photo is actually from 2005; I guess I don't spend too much time on that side of the camera. So this is from before I whacked myself in the nose with a long-handled snow-rake. Oh you didn't know about that...huh...OK, I was trying to retrieve the dog's favorite toy from the branches of a tree, and the snow rake wasn't quite long enough, so I chucked it like a javelin...only javelins are pointy and snow rakes are not, so it hit the branches and bounced right back at me. Luckily, we know a good plastic surgeon...